all of the xmen films are the same.the writers won’t respect magnets like the gay antifa dilf he is. charles is a crusty bitch but we’re meant to stan just like the comics. miss teek is there with her bluebies out. wolferine is screaming we just don’t know why. fox said those are the only four x men we forgot to put the others in whoobsie please watch our sequel
most dangerous places on earth: volcanoes
why
Nowhere to grab a bite to eat
arrested and detained for consuming pro-manlet media
I slip under the bars and escape
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how are they even alive
eucalyptus trees are full of flammable oil that causes the trees to explode during forest fires, killing other trees and spreading its seeds to grow in their place. koalas survive solely because nothing else in their environment Wants To Eat The Fucking Bombs
#I WROTE THIS POST#god dont get me fuckin started#the NUMBER of times ive Gone Off abt koalas in zooarch class#on a scale of koalas to wombats how good is ur marsupial at Being Alive#hey hey u know what else? koalas are so picky with their diet that theyll only eat the leaves of one (1) type of eucalypt#and even then ONLY specimens of that tree that are within a very tight geographic range of where the koala was born#the rescue centre in my city? they have to ship branches from all over the state bc koalas there physically Will Not Eat anything thats not#from their very very small very precise home range#theyd rather starve to death than try leaves from like the next suburb over#i have 60 other reasons why koalas spit in the face of natural selection hmu if you want YELLING i cant be bothered to list them all here#god theyre so incomprehensibly dumb. god#HEY ALSO the reason their brains are so small is bc YEah the one SINGLE species of tree they eat is incredibly toxic#their diet consists of 1 food and it is Brain-Shrinking Poison (@reyroace)
what miles morales said: Anyone can wear the mask. YOU could wear the mask…
what every fan creator heard: SHAME IS CANCELLED. MAKE AN OC.
are they wrong
